[game] Super power screw up

Screw up the superpowers of the guy above you

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person 1: I can fly!

person 2: but you can't walk on the ground
I can fire lazers

person 3: but it burns your eyes

ect
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And that's how it's done!

so to start!

I can see the future

But if you do you'll become hyper and say their thoughts aloud.

I can transform into a hawk and back

super strong compared to an ant =P... but far from human power.. WEAKLING!

I am faster than a formula 1 car at full speed!

but you will really stink so everybody will know you're there

I can fly!

but you're cursed so u can never stop flying! and when ur tired u crash into ground and wake up painfully, then u have to fly again or u die in 10seconds!

i can make iron into gold

But you have no hands to pick them up.

I can walk on water.

but it feels like you're choking and dieing the whole time

i can bend gravity to my will!

but you will squash yourself with it after using it twice in your whole life

I have high speed regeneration

but once it wasn't working because of a solar flare and u got sick and died cuz u were never sick before!(o.o)

im master of time and space

granted... but your time is made 1000000000000x faster so you die in seconds

I have geass!

but your geass turns into an ass(whats geass?)

i can run at lightspeed(just under so i wont go through time)

you don't know what geass is.. and thinking of that your power gets screwed..

I have geass! XD

but it doesn't work GG

i have 'iam proer than anybody else anywehre always'

You spelled to poorly.. I don't know what you mean.. you just got no power =P

I know various psionics